Actor Juan Pablo Di Pace did not like the Royal Opera House's poster for Rigoletto from 2001, as it did not flatter his penis. ROH is not using Mr. Di Pace's image in the promotional materials when the production is revived in 2009.
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6 responses to “ROH Poster Dropped”
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I can relate. I hate it when photos are taken of me, because they never flatter my penis.
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Shall I not use your photos in promotional materials either? What about the John Relyea #1 Fan Club?
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Only if you use Photoshop’s INFLATE filter on my you-know-what.
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Certainly that will convince people they need to join. Thank goodness for painfully absurd news (UK tax dollars at good work).
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Perhaps I am missing something here, but what does this guys penis have to do with the opera Rigoletto?
Is this really news worthy? Seems to me that this guy has a problem! In reality the poster probably flatterted him!LikeLike
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HA HA HA HA!
I don’t have one so I don’t have to
worry about it!LikeLike
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